May 21, 2019, 12:43:29 am



More Humour

Started by CrazyElk, January 07, 2019, 10:10:10 am

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CrazyElk

An oxymoron is a phrase with two words put together that are opposite in meaning and thus create a new meaning.

Some relevant examples :

1) Living Dead

2) Jumbo Shrimp

3) Happy Marriage

4) Intelligent Redditor
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

SnappaGuy

Hey Crazy,

What do you call a shrimp with no eyes?

A ummm, shrmp.  ::)
I won't accept just any kind of krap, only the highest quality krap will do!

Prawncilla6

Hey Guys, I work in a bank and today a little old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I gave her a little push and she umm, fell over.  :P

Jollie91