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Joke

Started by SnappaGuy, December 22, 2018, 09:33:37 am

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SnappaGuy



Did you hear about the fight at the local seafood restaurant?

A dozen shrimp got battered.   :-\

I won't accept just any kind of krap, only the highest quality krap will do!

SnappaGuy



A shrimp that only cares about himself is a little shellfish.


Hahaha, sometimes I crack myself up.   :o
I won't accept just any kind of krap, only the highest quality krap will do!

SnappaGuy

February 13, 2019, 11:05:43 am #2 Last Edit: February 13, 2019, 11:08:12 am by SnappaGuy



What do shrimp watch when they're horny? ... PRAWNOGRAPHY!
I won't accept just any kind of krap, only the highest quality krap will do!

Zak

Aha horrible jokes but I'm still laughing pretty hard 😂😂😂

TeX



Question - What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Answer - Aye Matey.

 ;D

Jollie91

I spat my drink out and prawnography!! Ahhhh so funny.  ;D

Zak

Q-Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A-Because he was always lost at C.

Zak

Q-Why should you never fight an octopus?
A-Because he's too well armed.

Zak

Q-Why is it so easy to weigh a fish? 
A-Because they have their own scales

Zak

Ok that's enough fish puns for today...

I think we should scale back 😂😂😂

Zak

Q-Why do fish swim in schools?
A-because they can't walk

Zak

Q- What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
A- A hook, line and stinker!