Did you hear about the fight at the local seafood restaurant?
A dozen shrimp got battered. :-\
A shrimp that only cares about himself is a little shellfish.
Hahaha, sometimes I crack myself up. :o
What do shrimp watch when they're horny? ... PRAWNOGRAPHY!
Aha horrible jokes but I'm still laughing pretty hard 😂😂😂
Question - What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Answer - Aye Matey.
I spat my drink out and prawnography!! Ahhhh so funny. ;D
Q-Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A-Because he was always lost at C.
Q-Why should you never fight an octopus?
A-Because he's too well armed.
Q-Why is it so easy to weigh a fish?
A-Because they have their own scales
Ok that's enough fish puns for today...
I think we should scale back 😂😂😂
Q-Why do fish swim in schools?
A-because they can't walk
Q- What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
A- A hook, line and stinker!