Shrimp-Attack

Off Topic => Anything Else => : SnappaGuy 22, 2018, 09:33:37

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: SnappaGuy 22, 2018, 09:33:37


Did you hear about the fight at the local seafood restaurant?

A dozen shrimp got battered.   :-\

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: SnappaGuy 22, 2018, 09:36:04


A shrimp that only cares about himself is a little shellfish.



Hahaha, sometimes I crack myself up.   :o
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: SnappaGuy 13, 2019, 11:05:43



What do shrimp watch when they're horny? ... PRAWNOGRAPHY!

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: Zak 16, 2019, 09:09:29
Aha horrible jokes but I'm still laughing pretty hard 😂😂😂
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: TeX 18, 2019, 05:27:39


Question - What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Answer - Aye Matey.

 ;D
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: Jollie91 28, 2019, 06:05:42
I spat my drink out and prawnography!! Ahhhh so funny.  ;D
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: Zak 24, 2019, 01:03:37
Q-Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A-Because he was always lost at C.
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: Zak 26, 2019, 02:54:13
Q-Why should you never fight an octopus?
A-Because he's too well armed.
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: Zak 26, 2019, 02:58:51
Q-Why is it so easy to weigh a fish? 
A-Because they have their own scales
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: Zak 26, 2019, 03:04:47
Ok that's enough fish puns for today...

I think we should scale back 😂😂😂
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: Zak 05, 2019, 11:06:25
Q-Why do fish swim in schools?
A-because they can't walk
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: Zak 16, 2019, 02:17:56
Q- What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
A- A hook, line and stinker!